Recent News
FREE EXERCISE of RELIGION is PROHIBITED
ECONOMIC NEWS DREADFULLY DISAPPOINTS
SENIOR OFFICIAL MYSTERIOUSLY DIES
SUPERBUGS SURFACE
STOCK MARKET CRASHES
INSURRECTION DECLARED
CONSTITUTIONAL OBSOLESCENCE DISCUSSED
EUGENICS are RENEWED
PESTILENCE BEFALLS
EUROPEANS DEFAULT
CIVIL SERVANTS IDEOLOGICALLY TESTED
EXERCISES ESCALATE
BANKS SIMULTANEOUSLY COLLAPSE
CURFEWS IMPOSED
FREE SPEECH is ABRIDGED
UNPRECEDENTED SINKHOLES EMERGE
FOOD PRICES SOAR
ENORMOUS EARTHQUAKE SMITES
KOREAN WAR RESTARTS
EXTREME AFTERHOURS REPOS REPORTED
PARENTAL RIGHTS SYSTEMATICALLY ABUSED
WAR with RUSSIA STARTS
CREDIT MARKETS FREEZE
FOREIGN UNITS SIGHTED
CONGRESS ENFEEBLED by EXECUTIVE ENFORCEMENT DISCRETION
MEXICO PLUNGED into REVOLUTION
POLITICAL PROSECUTIONS PROLIFERATE
UNEMPLOYMENT EXPLODES
BRUTAL POLITICAL VIOLENCE ENSUES
NATIONAL FIREARMS REGISTRY ENACTED or DECREED
SINO-TAIWANESE WAR STARTS
FALSE FLAG EXPOSED
ISLAMIC TERRORISTS STRIKE at HOME
NATO DISSOLVES
FOREIGN INVASION OFFICIALLY INVITED
INDO-PAK WAR STARTS
SHIA-SUNNI WORLD WAR STARTS