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TRADE SEVERELY DECLINES
RELIGION WIDELY RENOUNCED
PESTILENCE BEFALLS
WAR with RUSSIA STARTS
REAL ESTATE MARKET MELTS
WHISTLEBLOWERS PERSECUTED
WAR with CHINA STARTS
ENORMOUS EARTHQUAKE SMITES
MOON REDDENS
INDOCTRINATED YOUTH MOBILIZED
PAPER GOLD MARKET CRASHES
NIGHTWATCH LAUNCHED
FOREIGN BLACK OPS SUSPECTED
FOREIGN-OWNED TREASURIES DUMPED
NEWS BLATANTLY CENSORED
WILDFIRES LAY WASTE
EXERCISES ESCALATE
SEVERE SPACE WEATHER WARNED
PRIVACY ANNIHILATED
DOLLAR REJECTED
ECONOMIC NEWS DREADFULLY DISAPPOINTS
ISLAMIC TERRORISTS STRIKE at HOME
SOVEREIGNTY FORSAKEN
SEVERE DUST STORMS STRIKE
NATO DISSOLVES
GOLD SOARS
ALIENS VOTE
CONGRESS ENFEEBLED by EXECUTIVE ENFORCEMENT DISCRETION
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DEFAULTS
KOREAN WAR RESTARTS
FOREIGN INVASION OFFICIALLY INVITED
UNEMPLOYMENT EXPLODES
DISSIDENT ASSASSINATED
FEAR GAUGE RISES
MILITARY ASSETS MOVED
ACCOUNT BALANCES CONFISCATED
SINO-TAIWANESE WAR STARTS
ADVANCE FORCE OPERATIONS SUSPECTED
INDO-PAK WAR STARTS
JAPANESE CONVENTIONALLY REARM